You didn’t know you needed it, but now you do. Check out this Alien warrior cookie jar from Zavvi

Why are you even reading this bit – It’s cookie jar in the shape of an Alien head. What else is there to say?

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Do Aliens eat cookies? This one does! Cookie thieves mostly come out at night, mostly, so make sure your cookies are safe with this detailed ceramic cookie jar in the shape of a ferocious Alien Warrior from the sci-fi classic Aliens! Even if it doesn’t instantly send thieves running from the room, no one will dare lift the jar’s removable skullcap to get at the sweet, sweet cookies inside – there are way too many nasty things inside a xenomorph to take the risk! This approximately 18″ tall cookie jar comes packaged in a full-color box. Ages 13 and up.